It should be a sweet, happy day here at Chez Lloyd’n’Rina, but I’m feeling a bit broody. Lloyd has earned his first paid vacation in five years, and is bound for Cleveland, just because he’s never been there before and is curious to see it. I am thrilled that he is finally taking some richly-deserved time off, but it’s going to be a long week without him.
Fortunately, I found some pleasant distraction this afternoon over at The HG-Spot, where I found the link that answers the question, “What would Jen look like as a South Park character?”
To those of you degenerates who are thinking that the correct answer is either a) Miz Crabtree; b) one of the Raisins girls; or c) Miz Cartman (fresh from the cover of Crack Whore magazine!), you should be ashamed of yourselves. The correct answer is this:
And no, you can not demand that I get my bitch-ass in the kitchen and make you a pie. 