Sunday, January 25, 2004
The worst thing about being the American Egg Board Fellow at the Writers Colony at Dairy Hollow is discovering that LuthorCorp might have issues with said Fellow taking all of her vacation at once to go honor the terms of her fellowship. Stay tuned for what might prove to be a very interesting story. (Or what might be much ado about nothing.)
The best thing about being the American Egg Board Fellow at the WCDH is that now I can walk up behind Lloyd as he makes the coffee, slip my hands into his pockets and growl into his ear, “Hey, baby, ever done it with a Fellow?”
Snowball, I think that the elves at Dairy Hollow bear a striking resemblance to the Underpants Gnomes from South Park. I certainly seem to be following their business model: “Step One: Write ill-defined, possibly-expensive-to-research, sanity-destroying culinary history that no one will read. Step Two: . Step Three: Profit!”
orionoir, your mind says Ketchup Advisory Board because *I* am the Ketchup Advisory Board. If you need advice on ketchup, I’m the girl. My advice: if you’re not going to make your own (oh, for god’s sake, it’s not *that* funny), then it’s Heinz all the way.
billy...whoa. I am as Bugs Bunny was when he found that giant carrot patch, arms hitting ground, eyes wide open, jaw slack in awe. Will you marry me and have my babies? (If we move to Utah, we can bring Carolyn and Lloyd with us!)
Could sure use a good coddle right about now…
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Snowball, I think that the elves at Dairy Hollow bear a striking resemblance to the Underpants Gnomes from South Park. I certainly seem to be following their business model: “Step One: Write ill-defined, possibly-expensive-to-research, sanity-destroying culinary history that no one will read. Step Two: . Step Three: Profit!”
orionoir, your mind says Ketchup Advisory Board because *I* am the Ketchup Advisory Board. If you need advice on ketchup, I’m the girl. My advice: if you’re not going to make your own (oh, for god’s sake, it’s not *that* funny), then it’s Heinz all the way.