"Sybil, do you remember when we were first...manacled together? We used to laugh quite a lot, didn't we?"
"Yes, Basil, but not at the same time."
-- John Cleese and Prunella Scales in Fawlty Towers
The Setting: Lloyd and Bakerina are in the kitchen. Bakerina is turning on the oven and checking the progress of the bread. Lloyd is making the afternoon coffee, which is lucky because he has just woken up from a quick catnap, which he takes every weekend but for some reason Bakerina is looking at today's catnap with resentful eyes.
Bakerina: Look what we have! (points at bread)
Lloyd: It's lovely.
Bakerina: And you're sure you're okay with more macaroni salad for dinner?
Lloyd: Sure, I'm sure.
Bakerina: I'm afraid I didn't get us any afters, though.
(Lloyd stares at her for a second, then assumes a look of solemnity and points a finger at Bakerina's face.)
Lloyd: J'accuse.
Leigh, there is no such thing as a gratuitous comment. I’m glad you’re here.
No partaking of the bath products yet, except, of course, for my morning shower. I’ll probably get a shower after the bread is out of the oven. Depending on how I feel around hour 20, I will probably be taking cold showers about once every seven seconds.